I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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