isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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