did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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