theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
