His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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