so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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