Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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