so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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