If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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