She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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