I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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