we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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