You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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