i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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