Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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