No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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