It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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