He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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