Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
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