Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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