Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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