Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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