this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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