Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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