The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My underwear smells like fireworks.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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