Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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