My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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