But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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