why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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