so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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