"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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