I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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