I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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