On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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