3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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