woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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