yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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