We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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