help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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