jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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