awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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