69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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