Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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