So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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