You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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