The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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