I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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