I can't watch pbs sober anymore
North Korea, Best Korea!
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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