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(312): View more from Illinois

Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.

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(954): View more from Florida

I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.

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(214): View more from Texas

No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"

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(954): View more from Florida

If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.

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(217): View more from Illinois

Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"

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(513): View more from Ohio

New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.

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(708): View more from Illinois

This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram

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(239): View more from Florida

We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.

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