Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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